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written by Johnny O'Curcio
Fear the Man Who LovesDon't fear the angry man. Fear the man who loves.Fear the Man Who Loves by JohnnyCurcio
The angry, vengeful man is a selfish one.
He has a price. As long as you exceed it, you own him.
The selfish man is ruled by his own wants and desires.
When you find his desires, he'll be easily manipulated.
Not so with the man who loves. He is a selfless creature.
He is compassionate and cannot be bought.
As the selfish man will compromise to benefit himself,
The man who loves will never compromise on his own behalf.
If you attack the selfish man, he will submit so long as you let him.
The man who loves will never submit, for he does not live for himself.
The man who loves cannot be attacked, for he fears not for himself.
The selfish man has no one to live for, but himself.
Woe to those who attack the man who loves, for he lives for others.
That kind of man will rend the earth in fire to protect those he loves.
You're Not?You're anorexic if you're thin
You're not? Then you're obese.
If you're different, you're insane
You're not? Then you're a fake.
If you're happy, you're hiding something.
You're not? You must be emo.
If you're dating, you're a slut.
You're not? You must have no friends.
If you're popular, you're a jerk.
You're not? You're a nobody.
If you're quiet, you must be disabled.
You're not? You obnoxious freak.
If you're you, you're wrong.
Then you must be perfect.